Hey Mamas, You Cannot Show Up to Mass Blind: Here’s a Quick Mass Prep

If you are a parent, you cannot show up to mass blind. You just can't. Deep down you know this. I mean, let's discuss: you spend the whole hour shhhing kids and changing diapers and whisper-threatening your 2 year old, amiright? That chaos is not conducive to information retention. Most Sundays I walk out of…